Trouble Weighs A Ton
The greatest advantage to waking up early on weekdays is the chance that KTLA will air a commercial-free high speed pursuit. It only happens about once every couple of months, but it’s worth sitting through Cali-centric news programming and busty weather women on the off chance that some outlaw will decide to risk his life for your viewing pleasure.
The outcome of these races usually ends in one of three ways:
1) the criminal runs out of gas and attempts to lose the police on foot (never a wise move)
2) the fugitive drives his car straight into the highway median (explosion!)
3) or, and this is the best, there’s a pit maneuver — when a handful of police cars come barreling in at all angles, surounding the goon in a starfish formation, trapping him once and for all.
